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This page is for all of you who are left out on a limb...and also for the total destruction of the Kitty Empire..A few sell-outs have wondered into the Kitty Empire and must be brought back...all members accepted

ATTENTION MEMBERS OF THE CORPORATION!!! WAR WITH THE KITTY EMPIRE IS ON THY HORIZON! RALLY FOR WAR! LEAVE NONE WITH THE WITS TO HARM NO MORE!! LONG LIVE THE CORPORATION!


Current Members:
[kelso411] - President, Owner, and Guy that visits his doctor WAY to much just for the hell of it.
[kimiko_6988] Goddess of The Corporation
[NeVeR tOo LaTe]-hullo,i hath joined
[HellsGuardian] GrandMaster Swordsman
[Deathseed] General of arms
[Nimh the Madd] *jams fingers up everyone's nose, except for the president's*...I LOVE GOOOLD!!...(I am the Gold-smithe...All that funding has to come from somewhere.)
[Red Devil] Long Rifle Specialist and Loyal Supporter
[yang1089] Head Techie and Asian


Loyal Wiki branches of The Corporation:
AcrazyAzn Productions
Hockey Freaks
The REAL Neverland
Sword Fighters United

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2005-04-14 [yang1089]: kelso, u too, must join, it would be the utmost honor

2005-04-14 [yang1089]: your title would be "The Man of Marioism"

2005-04-14 [Nimh the Madd]: you forgot to bow..

2005-04-14 [Nimh the Madd]: come to a world of randomosity......(and pitch some suggestions for what to include....its kind of empty..) The Real Neverland

2005-04-15 [yang1089]: ahh, yes, i forgot to put the icing on the cake *presents power mushroom and bows reverently*

2005-04-15 [kelso411]: so i told my doctor again...

2005-04-15 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: lol,kewl...

2005-04-17 [HellsGuardian]: The corporation now has another branch Sword Fighters United my wiki

2005-04-18 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: ok....

2005-04-18 [Red Devil]: So now there is AcrazyAzn Productions; The Real Neverland; Sword Fighters United; and Hockey Freaks (mine) all in The Corporation. Man, The Corporation is growing, muhahahahaha

2005-04-18 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: lol,yes it is

2005-04-18 [HellsGuardian]: There is no one who can beat us

2005-04-19 [Red Devil]: nope, The Corporation = #1

2005-04-19 [kelso411]: yes we are ^_^

2005-04-19 [kelso411]: god what have i started......

2005-04-19 [HellsGuardian]: Don't worry its a good thing soon we will rule the wikis

2005-04-19 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: lol,what ever u say sir

2005-04-19 [yang1089]: isnt "sword fighters united" sort of a plain name?

2005-04-20 [HellsGuardian]: How is it plain

2005-04-20 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: i think its a good name

2005-04-20 [yang1089]: it doesnt show the animosity the corporation is supposed to be

2005-04-20 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: ok,do u have a better name then?

2005-04-21 [HellsGuardian]: Yang just thing of sword fighters united as the enforcers for the corporation and ty juno for the support :)

2005-04-21 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: no prob:)

2005-04-21 [yang1089]: i could think of a better name, i just dont wanna start an uprising

2005-04-22 [HellsGuardian]: It sounds like yur just buying time till u can think of a better name

2005-04-22 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: lol

2005-04-25 [yang1089]: how about "the brotherhood of the blade"?

2005-04-25 [MarkyMark]: There is alot of branches to this

2005-04-26 [HellsGuardian]: Thats a good name but it took you like over a week to think of it

2005-04-26 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: lol,yea it did

2005-04-26 [yang1089]: at least i can think up a decent name, but ur not gonna change it are you?

2005-04-26 [yang1089]: at least i can think up a decent name, but ur not gonna change it are you?...And [NeVeR tOo LaTe], no offense but u remind me of the little guy who follows the big guy

2005-04-27 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: so i happn to like this big guy:)

2005-04-27 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: and i was just agreeing with him

2005-04-27 [HellsGuardian]: Ty juno i like you to and when you argue with yang or anyone else i will follow u :)

2005-04-27 [kelso411]: really now...so if she argues with me or if you argue with ill have a rebellion on my hands? maybe i should take pre-emptive measures and have you aliminated...

2005-04-27 [HellsGuardian]: well if u worry about what your docotor always says then it will be an easy kill for me and also if she argues with her i will side with her i already gave her my word

2005-04-27 [kelso411]: well i see the termiantion of [NeVeR tOo LaTe] and [HellsGuardian] from The Corportion sometime soon....

2005-04-28 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: why are u mad at us? we were just talking like friends

2005-04-28 [HellsGuardian]: Kelso would u rather us be cowards and run and hide when fighitng began or stand are ground and do what we belive is right

2005-04-28 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: uh oh sounds like we are fighting already

2005-04-28 [kimiko_6988]: i got a kitten!!!!!

2005-04-28 [HellsGuardian]: No im sure kelso won't be mad because he knows we are faithful to the corporation even though we don't always have the same thoughts on some ideas

2005-04-28 [kelso411]: kimiko has a kitten....o shit....we have an infiltrator

2005-04-29 [Nimh the Madd]: dun dun DUNN!!!

2005-04-29 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: ok...what do u mean?

2005-04-29 [HellsGuardian]: who me?

2005-04-29 [kelso411]: kimiko has a kitten...[kimiko_6988]

2005-05-01 [yang1089]: wow, a rebellion? im gonna side with [kelso411] on this one and just for kicks, some of you need to learn how to spell words like "eliminated"

2005-05-01 [Nimh the Madd]: i am swiss!!....I am NeUtRaL!!

2005-05-02 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: lol

2005-05-05 [yang1089]: i am asian, what more do you expect!!!

2005-05-06 [Nimh the Madd]: lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lost of little asians running around......quick!!....breed like rabbits!!

2005-05-06 [HellsGuardian]: lol asians are known for alot but breeding isn't one of them lol

2005-05-06 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: really?

2005-05-06 [Nimh the Madd]: dude...what are you talking about?.....china out populates us....the breed like rabbits...you lose...i win....HAH!!..

2005-05-06 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: lol^)^ yay u!

2005-05-06 [Nimh the Madd]: grr... >.<

2005-05-06 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: huh? are u mad at me?

2005-05-06 [HellsGuardian]: dont worry juno Nimh isn't mad at u he just has alot of mood swings

2005-05-06 [Nimh the Madd]: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!....can i have your boots?...

2005-05-07 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: oh,ok,what boots?

2005-05-09 [Nimh the Madd]: boots?...i dont see any boots?.....*looks for boots*....CHEESE!!...

2005-05-09 [HellsGuardian]: See need I say more

2005-05-10 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: lol,nope,*handssome kewl looking boots 2 nimh*

2005-05-10 [Nimh the Madd]: where!!....where are the boots!?!??!?!...

2005-05-10 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: right here!*hands them 2 nimh and he takes em*

2005-05-10 [Nimh the Madd]: AHHH!!!....ITS BOOTS!!....AND THERE LEATHER!!!......GET THEM AWAY!!!!...

2005-05-10 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: ok fine be that way*takes em away gos and hides in a corner,crying is heard*

2005-05-10 [HellsGuardian]: *goes over to juno* are u alright juno nimh u crazy ass i'll kill u for this *walks over towards nimh

2005-05-10 [Nimh the Madd]: *hides behind leaf*...you cant see me..

2005-05-10 [yang1089]: *grabs leaf and rolls a joint* now we do *smokes*

2005-05-10 [yang1089]: dang, talk about a member shortage

2005-05-10 [HellsGuardian]: You better start running nimh *unsheaths swords*

2005-05-11 [Nimh the Madd]: he went thata way bub....*points left and right at the same time*

2005-05-11 [HellsGuardian]: do i look like a baka to you *throws shurikens at nimh*

2005-05-11 [Nimh the Madd]: *catches shuriken*....a baka?...

2005-05-11 [yang1089]: guardian, im asian and all, but its not right to curse at people in a totally different language, u hayopis

2005-05-11 [HellsGuardian]: baka means idiot and i was asking if he though i was an idiot hey nimh why don't you see if the shurikens taste like chocalete

2005-05-11 [Nimh the Madd]: why?...i dont even like chocolate...

2005-05-11 [HellsGuardian]: well just wondering since last time you said it tasted like choclate

2005-05-12 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: *walks in* hi guys

2005-05-13 [yang1089]: !hola! Yo muy bien! ?Y tu?

2005-05-13 [HellsGuardian]: omaesan are u feeling better

2005-05-15 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: yea sure i'm better,after some candy and stuff,lol

2005-05-15 [HellsGuardian]: well thats good because i wasn't really in the mood to fight that lunatic nimh

2005-05-16 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: really? didn't seem like it,lol

2005-05-16 [HellsGuardian]: lol

2005-05-16 [kelso411]: hey guys guess wat? my ass really hurts....

2005-05-16 [HellsGuardian]: well kelso i may regret this but why does your ass hurt?

2005-05-16 [kelso411]: i dunno i fell asleep around u and when i woke up it was hurting...

2005-05-17 [kimiko_6988]: please see my site i've worked so hard on ;_; this is why i haven't been on!!!http://www.geocities.com/emptiness_empress/enter.html?1116301178230

2005-05-17 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: ok....

2005-05-18 [HellsGuardian]: k will do

2005-05-18 [kimiko_6988]: XD

2005-05-21 [Nimh the Madd]: its pretty good...congradulations..

2005-05-22 [MarkyMark]: Very lovely Athena good to see a Chii lover (look in my profile I have a good one) and nice use of pictures and alignments (easy on the eyes) and hi kelso and ken I have decided to pop over and check out The Corporation.

2005-05-22 [yang1089]: now i realize why bean never put u in his wiki in the first place

2005-06-14 [kelso411]: im bored...u ppl should entertain me

2005-06-14 [yang1089]: who?

2005-06-14 [kelso411]: everyone

2005-06-14 [Nimh the Madd]: *lights a banana on fire*.....are you not entertained?!?..

2005-06-14 [kelso411]: LMAO......fire pretty......

2005-06-14 [Nimh the Madd]: *jams flaming banana into marks eye*......ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?!?....

2005-06-14 [kelso411]: WOOHOO!!!! im entertained now!

2005-06-15 [yang1089]: ummm, nimh, i know it's hard to tell, but that's not mark's eye u stuck the banana in, and he's not moaning in pain in case u are wondering

2005-08-17 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: hi guys

2005-08-17 [kelso411]: hello, long time no talk

2005-08-18 [yang1089]: indeed, we need to get the entire corporation running again

2005-08-18 [Red Devil]: yes yes yes, indeed we do

2005-08-19 [yang1089]: well, i just guess we need kelso to get everyone in the corporation and affiliates to get going again

2005-08-19 [Red Devil]: lol, yep

2005-08-19 [kelso411]: so its up to me eh?

2005-08-23 [yang1089]: well, u being the head of the entire thing....yes

2005-08-23 [Nimh the Madd]: yes mexican jumping bean....hop to it!!....hahaha....so lame..

2005-08-24 [dracotta]: deeeeefault

2005-08-25 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: lol

2005-08-25 [kelso411]: YELLOW

2005-08-25 [yang1089]: hahahahahahahahahahahaha

2005-08-26 [Red Devil]: in yo dome

2005-08-26 [kelso411]: ok welp im official bored *starts shooting at romeos feet to make him dance*

2005-08-26 [Nimh the Madd]: POACH THE FAGUAR!

2005-08-26 [Nimh the Madd]: its gonna be sign for the next prep-rally

2005-08-27 [yang1089]: *keeps on dancing* good idea

2005-08-27 [yang1089]: since every one at this wiki knows now anyways, i can speak freely-- if hannah really isnt a cheerleader anymore, it could be easier to talk to, does anyone agree?

2005-08-27 [yang1089]: though i can highly doubt i can do it by the deadline (come on hurricane!!!)

2005-08-27 [Nimh the Madd]: ro....hurricane or no....deadline doesnt change

2005-08-27 [kelso411]: lol and yes it should be easier to talk her romeo

2005-08-27 [dracotta]: lol i finally know who this hannah person is.

2005-08-27 [Red Devil]: yeah, me too, lol

2005-08-28 [yang1089]: just cause she freakin showed up to auditions...and the fact that ellison pointed it out

2005-08-28 [dracotta]: yea, fortunately

2005-08-28 [Nimh the Madd]: lmfao

2005-08-28 [yang1089]: i really dont think its something to laugh about, but if you must

2005-08-29 [dracotta]: yea, it is funny. if ur gonna ask her out, ask her out romeo

2005-08-29 [dracotta]: u would think that with a name like romeo ud have better luck.....well romeo and juliet both died so never mind lol

2005-08-29 [Red Devil]: lmao, true true, jk, lol, but yeah, u should ask her out, be like NIKE: JUST DO IT!!!!

2005-08-30 [HellsGuardian]: Yeah just do it and get it over with already and is that the reason u joined drama to get close to her?

2005-08-30 [kelso411]: thats what he told me kenny, so he might as well now...the deadline is closing

2005-08-30 [Nimh the Madd]: lmfao....dude...are u serious...thats y he joined?....omg

2005-08-30 [Nimh the Madd]: POACH THE FAGUAR!!

2005-08-30 [kelso411]: i support skool violence!

2005-08-30 [dracotta]: me gusta el queso

2005-08-31 [Red Devil]: lol

2005-08-31 [yang1089]: umm u guys, she isnt in drama, so how could that be the reason and yes the freakin deadline is two days away damn it

2005-09-01 [Nimh the Madd]: one day now

2005-09-01 [yang1089]: too late for one day dude, didnt u see what happened at lunch?

2005-09-01 [Red Devil]: what happened at lunch

2005-09-02 [Nimh the Madd]: thats an old post!!

2005-09-03 [kelso411]: mmm i love dishing out public humiliation to little asians =P

2005-09-04 [Red Devil]: that was about the randomist thing

2005-09-04 [HellsGuardian]: man romeo i feel pity for u man u may have been embarrased before but infront of the cafateria man that just sucks

2005-09-04 [kelso411]: lol no it wasnt random..its what happened at lunch aaron =P

2005-09-05 [Red Devil]: o, well, thats me for ya

2005-09-05 [InfluentialChaos]: hahah.....romeo did get Owned at lunch, sorry man, but it was fricken hilarious, props to ya Bean

2005-09-06 [yang1089]: yes, i still feel the burning pain of embarrassment, even more since i havent been to an odd day lunch yet, so i dunno if people are gonna remember

2005-09-06 [kelso411]: it was great tho wasnt it? lol

2005-09-07 [yang1089]: yea, if u like to actually hear ur morale drop in the middle of a very loud cafeteria

2005-09-08 [Nimh the Madd]: not true...moral was great...it was your dignity that dropped

2005-09-08 [InfluentialChaos]: Hahaha.... I'd lend you some if i had any left myself lol

2005-09-09 [yang1089]: yea, very kind of u

2006-01-08 [Nimh the Madd]: all of our wikis have sufferred horrible deaths....at the hands....of.....ah fuck it i dont feel like warning you anymore....go about your business...nothing to see here....go on....skedadle...

2006-01-30 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: go where?o.0

2006-04-26 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: wheres everybody?

2006-05-12 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: u know what? fine,i will talk to myself!

2006-05-12 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: self:hi

2006-05-12 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: other:howdy

2006-05-12 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: self:hows you?

2006-05-12 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: other:pretty good,and urself?

2006-05-12 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: self:never been better! and i get to go to a dance/lockin tonight!

2006-05-12 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: other:wo0tnes!!!!can i come?

2006-05-12 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: self:sure,wanna blow some bubbles?

2006-05-12 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: other:u bet!*blows bubbles with self*

2006-05-12 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: self:*blows bubbles with other*haha,my bubbles are bigger then urs!!!

2006-05-12 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: other:are not!!!

2006-05-12 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: other other person:............mine are biggest

2006-05-15 [InfluentialChaos]: Im here <_<...Oh my mom told me i was an accident today, failed birth control lol

2006-05-16 [Nimh the Madd]: we all knew that one already

2006-05-16 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: lol,and i thought i was all alone^_^

2006-05-31 [yang1089]: yea, does anybody use elftown anymore?

2006-06-01 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: i do..

2006-06-04 [dracotta]: the kitty empire is still alive bitches!!

2006-06-05 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: we must kill them all!!!!

2006-06-07 [Nimh the Madd]: you there.....pockets.......no more sugar

2006-06-07 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: like ur one to talk!

2006-06-07 [Nimh the Madd]: the hells that supposed to mean?!

2006-06-07 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: u sir,are just as bad as i am with the hyperness

2006-06-08 [Nimh the Madd]: hardly

2006-06-11 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: yes huh,i remeber

2006-06-11 [Nimh the Madd]: when

2006-06-11 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: a while ago u were like insane,it was funny,u were just like really random

2006-06-11 [Nimh the Madd]: ahh......that wasnt sugar induced

2006-06-13 [InfluentialChaos]: so....i got rear ended the other day...

2006-06-13 [Nimh the Madd]: haha....took it in the ass again eh?

2006-06-13 [InfluentialChaos]: fuck you....i will never have a man penatrate me.

2006-06-14 [Nimh the Madd]: who said it was ever a man?

2006-06-15 [InfluentialChaos]: women are different stories all together.

2006-06-15 [Nimh the Madd]: who said it was ever a woman?

2006-06-16 [NeVeR tOo LaTe]: ur an odd one alright

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